Butt Naked Wonda, Big Brotha Thunda, and The Masta Blasta
(3 votes, 4.33)
The best improv monologue ever.

Here is the script.

i make movies
i make i make ah motion pictures
space movies
you like space?
i film in cali
the name of my company is
bellamafia quagafella records incorperated by rymesyndacate three yellow men trillionare club
you gotta think big
3 trillionares
cause this is a trillion dollar industry
and we takin over the industry
we taking over the world
and you know what we gon do?
we also we gonna go two labels
theres only gonna be two labels
and the other labels gonna be
Butt Naked Wonda, Big Brotha Thunda and The Masta Blasta
to cut off the little boys wee wees
the despicable ones
the little boys cant get pussy off they minds
they gonna lose they dick and nuts
and god gonna make the little boys take the pussy in the bitches
you know with alcohol
so you gonna tell you gonna tell me the thang the thang the pain
you feel
when you birth your first baby
you know
and thats sumthin the man need to know
that the pain the woman go thru
when they do wrong
to feel the pain
then maybe they wont do it know more
so all you men gonna be pregnant with babies
god bless you
thats gonna be 2009 2010 benda rap company
to the world
OKLAHOMA, OKLAHOMA, TEXAS, NEW YORK, PHILADELPHIA, AROUND THE WORLD
its gonna be a big nut bust
a purple nut
and the purple pumpkin eaters
is commin to eat all you mother fuckers
the real monsta
we not smoking not purple haze
cause its a new rock comin to town
PURPLE ROCK COCAINE
and its not for sale
and its takin all the dope smokers to the moon
CATCH OUR VAPORS YOU BITCHES
AND SUCK OUR DICK
I DONT CARE
BOOOOO. WWOOOOO. AHHHH EEEEE
THE FUCKIN MONKEYS IS COMING
EAT OUR SHIT
AND SUCK OUR DICK
YOU HO ASS BITCHES

 

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